Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog wouldn’t eat.
People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
~Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
The first zucchini I ever saw I killed it with a hoe.