Quotes: Something to say about Food

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.
~George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
~George Carlin

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.
~Lev L. Spiro

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody’s going to get hurt.
~Alton Brown

Now my wife may think she’s locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver’s not my patron saint for nothing.
~Alton Brown

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