Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.