I like children – fried.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I pray that death may strike me in the middle of a large meal. I wish to be buried under the tablecloth between four large dishes.
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.
It takes some skill to spoil a breakfast – even the English can’t do it.
~John Kenneth Galbraith
Never eat more than you can lift.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.